Hello out there in podcastland and welcome back to Spoilers, your bad movie review show on the RatPack Podcast Network, where your hosts have lots of opinions but zero credentials. This week we are celebrating Friday, May 13, 2016 by watching 2009’s Friday the 13th remake, directed by Marcus Nispel. How is Jason alive in this timeline? If Jason is afraid of water and can’t swim, how can he jump out of Crystal Lake in the last shot of the film? Why are the kill sequences so tame compared to the ridiculous deaths of teens in the original films? Is Jason Vorhees still a killing weapon for Republicans in the 2000s? Find out this week, but you best be warned, there be spoilers ahead.