Category: Spoilers

This week we are watching 1990’s Darkman. Is this supposed to be an action, comedy, thriller, or superhero movie? When and how does the 99 minute flesh timer start? Why doesn’t Darkman have a bag full of masks?

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This week we are watching 2017’s Murder on the Orient Express. Was that crazy mustache necessary? Was this a fitting recreation of a classic? Why did the detective’s presence not alter the plan?

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This week we are watching 2019’s Escape Room. How long would it take you to realize this wasn’t a game? Does oxygen travel through electrical wires? How long were they in the cold room?

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This week we are watching 2005’s Assault on Precinct 13. Would a Tommy Gun kept in storage still work after a few decades? Is Ethan Hawke being as clever as they make it seem? Why is the therapist in this movie?

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This week we are watching 2020’s The Christmas Chronicles 2. What is so wrong with being human? Why isn’t it called Mrs. Claus’ Village? How do you bake an exploding cookie?

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