Hello out there in podcastland and welcome back to Spoilers, your bad movie review show on the RatPack Podcast Network, where your hosts have lots of opinions, but zero credentials. This week we are watching 2003’s Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl to coincide with the release of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales release. Why does Captain Barbosa die when the curse is lifted and not Jack Sparrow? Why are there British soldiers who can’t swim assigned to an island guard position? Is Jack Sparrow actually a good pirate or a bumbling idiot? Find out this week, but you best be warned, there be spoilers ahead.