Hello out there in podcastland and welcome back to Spoilers, your bad movie review show on the RatPack Podcast Network, where your hosts have lots of opinions, but zero credentials. This week, we are watching 2017’s Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Why do the two leads have zero chemistry and look like brother-sister? Why doesn’t Bubbles just escape and shape shift into a new identity? Why are there so many humans on this alien space station? Find out this week, but you best be warned, there be spoilers ahead.